Tuesday, June 23, 2009
More Hötte Shit
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Last Chance For Bromance...

Hey Foxes, if you wanted in on the Nü CRC Team jersey, here's your last chance. We have the following in stock:S: 2
M: SOLD OUT!
L: SOLD OUT!
XL: SOLD OUT!
Cost is $70, and what the hell, we'll throw in FREE SHIPPING, or you can pay in store and walk away the sharpest dressed player in the pelican. As always, it's advisable to email us for availability. As stated, stock is low, and once these are gone, they're gone. Don't delay, ACT TODAY!
THANK YOU!
Monday, June 01, 2009
Hurl with 120 bottles of Stella Artois
Thanks for the lead-out back from MGM, Mark. Those Burley trailers handle better when loaded, anyway....Big thanks to the Rapha knuckleheads for stopping by during their Continental Tour, for a "day off" ride. We barged out 60+ miles on this route." The bier in the photo is for the post-ride refuel at the Cykel Garage. Didn't quite take it all down, so stay tuned for more CRC Cykel Garage hi-jinx, as the notorious Diamond Simon Shamrock is slated to arrive on Saturday....
*Update*
#1 Much, but not all of the Stella has been consumed, for as we all know, Tuesday is the new Friday. But never fear, the crack staff at One On One Bicycle Studio has agreed to supply all the libations necessary to make all of your road riding dreams come true....even though B-Rad, B-Power, and B-urns all knew about the Rapha ride but chose not to show up. And ol' 5-Series? I haven't seen him on a road bike since the '93 Norwest Cup....
#2 Gramo broke his leg Friday night while riding home from the local tavern. Pedal strike. Get well soon, O.G.
*Update*
#1 Much, but not all of the Stella has been consumed, for as we all know, Tuesday is the new Friday. But never fear, the crack staff at One On One Bicycle Studio has agreed to supply all the libations necessary to make all of your road riding dreams come true....even though B-Rad, B-Power, and B-urns all knew about the Rapha ride but chose not to show up. And ol' 5-Series? I haven't seen him on a road bike since the '93 Norwest Cup....
#2 Gramo broke his leg Friday night while riding home from the local tavern. Pedal strike. Get well soon, O.G.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Pig's Eye Punisher
After this happened, I woke Sunday morning looking for a little recovery ride. What I received instead, (big shock) was a relentless hill-climb extravaganza, organized by the Brauer Power Hardman Corporation, whose leader can be seen below:

After some brief preliminaries at the Muddy Pig Tavern (read: hydration), we rolled out 7 strong for a roughly 50-mile "tour" of some of St. Paul's hilliest burghs and bluffs. I attempted an "acceleration" on the day's first climb, up to Mounds Park, and was immediately relegated to the pain cave. Brauer Senior and his henchman, Gene O. (no, not that Gene O....) were waiting for us. After that, a truly remarkable day awaited us, as we valiantly fought for second place all day behind Trevor.
The halfway point was marked by a stop at Jersey's Bar in Inver Grove Heights. Pitchers, nachos, (w)awful fries, and cheese curds were consumed for the second push. Some of these hells, I mean hills, I have ridden before. Most, I have not. But I hope to again. Thanks BP one and two, and Gene for making this happen.
Friday, April 24, 2009
Hey Slim, How'd You Get So Handsome?


Ladies and Gentlemen, the much-awaited Handsome Cycles framesets are now in stock. Don't delay, act today!
Friday, April 03, 2009
Let's Get Ready to ARTCRANK!
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
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